The Man Who Fell Asleep

TUBE GOSSIP
"We all eavesdrop on the tube. (Except if plugged into Ipod/mother)
The following are quotes I have overheard on the London Underground.
Are they real? Or are they just the feverish imaginings of a diseased mind? It's up to you to decide."
GREG STEKELMAN

·Don't be stupid... Chinese food and Japanese food are the exact same thing.
·Is that the one without eyebrows?
·I never understand why Jesus didn't use his superpowers to escape the Romans.
·She just started crying. It was brilliant.
·Are you Polish? Or do you come from Europe?
·Mel gibson? He can't be in another film, I'm sure I saw him get his head chopped off in Braveheart.
·If one sausage raises your chances of cancer by 20% then 5 sausages mean that you're 100% guaranteed to get cancer.
·The year... 1387. The place.... Denmark.
·Is it a baby? A plant? No! A man with a moustache.
·There’s this bloke at work. He’s obsessed with midgets.

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